Monthly Archives: February 2006


PotSM being played on a large scale at the Minnesota Renaissance Festival: I wonder if they made the ships and islands and giant dice, or if the company that makes Pirates of the Spanish Main supplied them? If self made, wonder if plans are available? ‘Cause you know, I need something else to do

quote of the day

“Perhaps of even greater significance is the continuous and profound distrust of science and technology that the environmental movement displays. The environmental movement maintains that science and technology cannot be relied upon to build a safe atomic power plant, to produce a pesticide that is safe, or even bake a loaf of bread that is [Continue]


My parent’s dog Mandy is going under the knife tommorrow morning. She went deaf suddenly a few weeks ago. They’ve tried all kinds of medication and drops, but nothinging’s worked. The other day the vet couldn’t see her eardrums for all the umm stuff in there, so he’s knocking her out to clean out her [Continue]

good lord my calves hurt

I just walked 1.3 miles in right at twenty minutes. No running, I frikin hate running. Unless I’m being chased, then I’m alright with it Ouch. My calves are on fire, but in a good way, I guess. I do kinda feel like I’m gonna hurl. I don’t like that. Why would I do such [Continue]

no police for you!

Police Station Intimidation “TRANSCRIPTS These are transcripts of conversations between police officers at the departments named and our tester: (Lauderhill P.D. tester: Yeah, I wanted to find out how to file a complaint against an officer. I just want to find out how you do it. Do you guys have a form or something that [Continue]

forqueno beans

On my last pre-Kim date, back when dinosaurs still roamed the earth, I went to the favorite restraunt of the girl I was dating, Kirsten. I knew it was her favorite since she talked about it all the damn time. She also mentioned many, many times, that her favorite dish was forqueno beans. How beans [Continue]


Well, I take comfort and solice in the fact that I’m not as bad at dating as Dali was: “Daliís love for Gala, a woman 10 years older than him, exploded then; he realized numerous extravagancies to capture her attention; such as waxing his armpit and dying it blue, applying goat excrements upon himself and [Continue]

what to do?

What to do this weekend? Possible choices: Dinner and movie Dinner and dancing at a club Dinner and Putt Putt Dinner and theater Dinner and concert Dinner and walk along the riverwalk…except that’s down in San Antonio, nothing like that here in Ft. Worth… The zoo closes at sundownish, so that’s out. I think the [Continue]

the it crowd

The IT Crowd is a brittish comedy. ‘Bout two IT guys stuck in the basement of a giant corporation. They get a new manager who can’t even turn on a computer, much less fix them. And thus wackiness ensues. It’s really, really funny. Really. There’s a fire on the day that the boss has declared [Continue]

group of bears

I swear, some days it sounds like a herd (*) of bears is in the office, farting and belching. Smells like a herd of farting, belching bears, too. Yeah, pretty damn ewwwwwww. * what is a group of bears called? … google “herd of bears” and… Looks like it’s sleuth of bears or sloth of [Continue]

need some tenderness

Need to get a new wireless card for my old pc. It’s my mp3 machine, and since the wireless card in teh new machine went out and was replaced by the one in the old one, I’ve been relatively musicless. Well, by that I mean my selection of what to listen to while at the [Continue]

more axes

ok, so I can’t stop buying axes/hatchets/tomahawks. I just got a Truckman’s Axe. A what? It’s an axe designed for firefighters and rescue personel. Looks like this: Very sharp. Made in the USA. Three pounds, cool looking, errr…purely practical spikes on the back. And is veryvery simmilar to the TRG Battle Axe II, the only [Continue]