Monthly Archives: October 2003

Thousands of Britons expelled by Kenya

Thousands of Britons expelled by Kenya By Adrian Blomfield in Nairobi (Filed: 29/10/2003) “Thousands of Britons are facing banishment from Kenya following the announcement by President Mwai Kibaki’s government yesterday that it would expel two-thirds of the country’s expatriate workforce. British businessmen and economists denounced the decision, which will force out more than 16,000 of [Continue]

Garden Gnome Liberation Front

You know, I wish I could make up stuff like this. Liberated gnomes are condemned to a life on the shelf By Philip Delves Broughton in Paris (Filed: 29/10/2003) More than 40 gnomes stolen and liberated by a shadowy French underground movement were yesterday condemned to life in a “dusty cupboard” by a police chief [Continue]


“I was particularly surprised by the omission given my opposition to the loophole that makes it legal for 18- to 20-year-olds to buy handguns at gun shows,” he (Dustin Hoffman) added. ummm…..I’d sure like to know what the heck Dustin Hoffman is talking about there. Federal law says no one under 21 can buy a [Continue]

How to get out of a traffic ticket

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding… Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one. Officer: Don’t have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago [Continue]


If you’re going to practice, you should work on what you don’t do good, as well as improving on what you do good.

3 gun Match Oct 18th, 2003

Saturday was the Fall 3 Gun match out at Tac Pro. I forgot my camera. grrrrr! But our squad leader’s wife took pictures and will be emailing them to me, and Tac Pro had a dedicated photographer take pictures so there should be some good ones up on their web site in a few days. [Continue]

The beauty of the Second Amendment

The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it. “All right, they’re on our left, they’re on our right, they’re in front of us, they’re behind us… they can’t get away this time.” – Lieutenant General Lewis B.”Chesty” Puller (when surrounded by 8 enemy divisions)

Bang Bang

Bang Bang. If you liked Pulp Fiction and Resevoir Dogs, then GO SEE KILL BILL! It’s a little bloody, but it’s cartoony, like a bad horor movie. If you watched say, The Way of the Gun, then this is no problem. WotG was, in my opinion, much worse as it was a more realistic portrayal [Continue]

Give a man a

Give a man a fish and he eats for one day. Teach him how to fish, and though he’ll eat for a lifetime, he’ll call you a miser for not giving him your fish.

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Take this quiz and you’re entered to win a 63 INCH plasma TV! 63 inch!!!!!! The answers are: 1) D $200 2) B 200 kHz 3) C 5.45 mV 4) C 4 5) C 7680 6) B (or anything else, no wrong answer here) Did I mention it’s a 63 inch plasma TV?!!!! (BTW, the [Continue]