From Oleg Volk, Actung, TSA!: This needs to be on a tshirt. Also needed on tshirts: The TSA Logo, then the words “TSA: Now every flight begins with a happy ending!” (referencing the practice of calling a massage that ends in ejaculation a “happy ending”) The TSA Logo, then the words “TSA: We have the [Continue]
Cee-lo, the voice of Gnarls Barkley, just released this video for his new song. The video is cool, as are the words and the melody. Good all around. Love the “gold digger” line! Then 50 Cent got involved and wrote a prelude, as if he’s the dude driving around town with Cee-lo’s ex.
Galactic Empire State of Mind is a Star Wars parody fo Jay-Z and Alica Keys Empire State of Mind. Very funny, and good. I’d embed it, but they turned that off for some reason. Here are the lyrics: “[DARTH VADER/JAY-Z] Yeah No longer Anakin Formerly a Skywalker Son’s next rebel hero But I’ll be Sith [Continue]
While looking for the original 80s song by Sly Fox, I ran across this: The words are different than the original: “Ain’t nobody jealous, everybody has they own Nobody locked up, everybody, everybody is free to roam Lookin’ at scrubby with a hottie on his side Lookin’ at rich kids, poor kids, Everybody together on [Continue]
lol “I fed a fish to a pelican in Frisco Bay. It tried to eat my cell phone. He ran away.” Ah, such awesome lyrics! Also, I really like when the fat clown looks all contemplative after saying ” Music is magic pure and clean. You can feel it, but it can’t be seen. Music [Continue]
Idiot from Georgia: “My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and that uhh capsize.” Admiral: “We don’t anticipate that.” Seriously? Seriously! WTF Georgia? WTF?
lol Rehabilitating Pharoh: “Inspired by an Arnold Kling post, I’ve been thinking that we Jews, especially those who consider ourselves Progressives, have been way too hard on Pharaoh in our recounting of the Passover story. Consider Pharaoh’s achievements: (1) Green jobs: The Hebrews built the cities of Pithom and Ramses while emitting no greenhouse gases [Continue]
Which is one of my favorite 80s songs “I’ve got your picture of me and you You wrote “I love you” I wrote “me too” I sit there staring and there’s nothing else to do Oh it’s in color Your hair is brown Your eyes are hazel And soft as clouds I often kiss you [Continue]
Also, a Belorussian Big Bang Theory: Looks like the producers of TBBT are aware of the Belorussian one, but have very little legal recourse: “CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #277 Belarus is a small, land-locked country next door to Russia, Ukraine, Latvia, Lithuania and Poland. According to Wikipedia, one of its major exports is cattle by-products. Which [Continue]
Greatest thing on teh internets ever!
Y’all heard about the idiot in Berlin who decided to hop into the polar bear cages, right? She got mauled, but not killed. What the hell are some people thinking?
hmmm…might be a good way to keep people out of the beer fridge…
Above: Just a cop, Skip, and a chump from the White House lol!