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October 25, 2008

nsfg (not safe for glenda)

Filed under: ewwwww, Glenda & Dean — admin @ 9:25 pm

Seriously Glenda, you don’t want to read this.

It’s all about ummm…ponies and unicorns and rainbows. Nothing you’d be interested in.

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October 14, 2008

spider cakes

Filed under: holidays, ewwwww, food, interesting — admin @ 9:24 am

Just in time for Halloween! Spider cakes:

How veryvery cool!

September 24, 2008

soylent ice cream is made from people! peeeeeeeople!

Filed under: ewwwww, envirowackos, barking at the moon — admin @ 5:25 pm

PETA Urges Ben & Jerry’s To Use Human Milk

Group Says Move Would Help Humans, Cows

Huh? If we switch over from cows to people milk, which by the way, ewwwwww!, eww!, why would we continue to breed and feed milk cows? Wouldn’t we just eat them? Does PETA seriously think that we’ll just keep millions and millions of cows around and continue to feed them and take care of them when they are no longer useful?

I mean, not even mentioning the eww factor of using someone’s milk. Also, and this may be insensitive, but can communicable diseases be transmitted through a woman’s milk? And would there then be the risk of catching hep C from eating a pint of Cherry Garcia? Or if she was out drinking the night before there will be alcohol in the milk, right? Also whatever drugs or medicine the woman is taking is also in the milk, so yeah, that’s gonna be good for everyone.

Not to mention the cost. Holy Shit! We currently milk each cow twice a day, and there are millions of milk cows, so I guess we’d need to house, and feed, millions of lactating women and develop or adapt automated milking machinery to them. Ugh. yeah, that’ll work. Right! Hey, we _do_ have all these illegal immigrants…

September 23, 2008

more messy that wesley (which does not quite rhyme: deal with it)

Filed under: ewwwww, wtf? — admin @ 5:33 pm

I’m worried that Wessika’s apartment will look like this, since Jessika has been in Canada for three weeks.

How Can Anyone Live Like This?

(I kid, I kid, even when she was up there for a year and a half Wes was not, quite, this foul.)

Ugh.

Seriously, how the hell can anyone live like that?

You can tell from the “clean” spots on some of the keys that the keyboard was in use even with all the ashes all over it. WTF?

August 26, 2008

poo

Filed under: ewwwww, gandalf23@work — admin @ 8:02 pm

So on another blog there was a discussion about bathrooms and gross bathrooms, and well, I for some reason felt inclined to share. And since I am in such a good mood, I thought I’d share this little vignette with y’all. It is rather gross, so y’all may want to skip it. Just sayin’.

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February 20, 2008

you’re gonna shoot your thumb off

Filed under: ewwwww, guns — admin @ 11:38 am

And speaking of gross as hell stuff,

Here’s pictures of a guy who shot part of his thumb off. His thumb was too close to the cylinder gap on his revolver and the expanding gasses coming out of the gap blew off part of his thumb!

460XVR blew my thumb off today!

No joke, about 1/2 of my left thumb is gone … what’s left is a friggin mess.

It’s pretty hard to type, and I’m only posting because you never know, it might save somebody else a thumb. I was using a 2-handed grip, fired off a Cor-Bon DPX .460 and the blast came violently out the side of the gun.

At first my thumb was so covered in blood that I couldn’t see how bad it was … and I was full of adrenaline and felt no pain. And honestly it looked really bad, my whole hand was covered in blood and it was kinda gushing.

The blown-off thumb was on my support hand. I’ll re-create the grip tomorrow to see where my thumb was, but it’s not like I didn’t already know not to get any body part near the cylinder gap. And even if I totally screwed up and did, taking my thumb clean off seems a bit excessive?

Just be careful with those 460’s. That case operates at such high pressure, it’s just asking for trouble.

BTW, I bought my 460 new and had exactly 12 rounds through it. Info about the gun, it’s a full-size 460 with the 8 3/4′ barrel and factory installed compensator. It’s one of the Whitetails Unlimited models.

Ammo was 200gr Cor-Bon DPX.

The gun only had 12 or 13 rounds of the Cor-Bon through it, and 10 .45 Long Colt rounds through it. So it was essentially still brand new.

Saw a hand specialist while there today. Lots of ways to try and save what’s left, but first I just have to hope it doesn’t get infected in the next few days … then surgery early next week.

The hand specialist I spent a few hours with last night said that in gunshot wounds there is always a lot more damage than is first visible …same with things like fireworks going off in your hand. A lot more flesh around the wound is dead, and will rot and fall off over the next couple days. That’s why it’s so important to keep clean, and that’s also why they can’t do surgery now. If they wrapped new skin over dead skin it would just puss out, possibly turn gang-green [sic], and they’d have to start all over again.

Picture of what’s left of his thumb wrapped in bloody gauze

Really gross picture of his remaining thumb that makes me want to hurl a little. Seriously this is insanely graphic, much like the lathe post below. Might not want to look at it. You’ve been warned.

Here’s a video demonstrating how this can happen, using a hot dog instead of a thumb.

why shop safety is a good thing

Filed under: ewwwww, tools — admin @ 11:30 am

Very Graphic!

Might Not be Safe For Work!

Why wearing a long sleeve around a lathe can be deadly

Seriously, you may hurl when you look at the pictures.

This guy got his shirt caught in a lathe and it pulled him into the machine and took off a large part of his head. I’m not sure why more damage was not done, maybe someone was there and able to turn it off at that point. I would hate to have seen this in person, or had to clean it up. I can only assume that this happened quickly and he had no time, or it pulled him away from the stop button and he could not reach it, or he had no knife to cut himself free.

November 21, 2007

spam subject line of the week

Filed under: ewwwww, funny stuff — admin @ 2:51 pm

Beat her womb with your new big rod, so that she knew who wears the pants!

Wow. What to say about this one. First off, everything is spelled correctly, so that’s odd. Although some grammar is wrong with “knew” instead of “knows”. Not past tense, present tense.

Secondly, “beat her womb”? Wow, never would’ve thought of using that particular phrasing. Kudos. I also like how the phrase is “beat her”, and how that evokes images of violence. Three words in and I’m already getting creeped out.

“New big rod”? Is this and ad for some sort of re-attachment surgery? How often could something like that be needed, seriously, worldwide? Doesn’t seem like a big market. I’m not going to open up this spam to find out what it is for, so I guess we’ll never know for sure.

Sadly, it’s not as captivating or as classic as “enragle your pines,” but it’s this week’s Spam Subject Line of the Week. Runner up was “Annmarie’s spacious dick” which scored waaaaaaay higher on the ewwww and creeepiness meters, but just didn’t have that special something that “beat her womb” did.

August 14, 2007

daily ewww

Filed under: ewwwww — admin @ 11:18 am

The Tomb of Bacon

Where bacon goes to slowly rot over a years time. In a clear lexan cube so we can see what it looks like as it does so. Also an egg in another cube. Pretty gross. Yet fascinating.

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