Category: french

wtf is up with the canuks?

What is happening in Canada “From reading the comments yesterday and today, it’s pretty obvious that there is confusion over what’s happening in Canada’s government. This is a primer for non-Canadians (and some Canadians) about this mess. If you didn’t care about this yesterday and you still don’t care about it today, know that I [Continue]

cheese eating surrender monkeys

French commandos ordered home “French special forces tracking Osama bin Laden in Afghanistan have been ordered home by President Jacques Chirac because of the “worsening security situation,” Britain’s Daily Telegraph newspaper reported yesterday. The group of 200 elite soldiers have been in the war-torn country since 2003, where they have been assisting their U.S. counterparts [Continue]

Happy Bastile Day!

From the Daily Show: July 14 is Bastille Day, when the people of France released the prisoners being held in the Bastille. Not just the *political* prisoners, mind you; *all* the prisoners. “Bastille”. It’s French for “Why are you stabbing me? I just released you from prison.”

Quotes

From the Daily Show: July 14 is Bastille Day, when the people of France released the prisoners being held in the Bastille. Not just the *political* prisoners, mind you; *all* the prisoners. “Bastille”. It’s French for “Why are you stabbing me? I just released you from prison.”

More Ivory Coast

Looks like France is trying to have their cake and eat it too. They bitch at us about going into Iraq “unilaterally” (even though we got what, 40 nations behind us?) (while they were lining their pockets with Saddam’s oil money) and accuse us of horrible war crimes. Ok, that’s the French being, well…French. Yet [Continue]

Fucking French

This is FUCKED UP! French troops fire upon civillians, who appear to be unarmed. Footage of the actual shootings are blurry as the cameraman was running, but the only folks with guns I can see are the French troops. Looks like they’re using M16s instead of their FAMAS. Wonder why? None of the gunfire sounds [Continue]

damn French

Iraq to sue French company over AIDS polluted blood raq has prepared a new list including names of victims of blood polluted by the HIV, the AIDS causing virus, delivered by the Merieux French company to Iraq in 1986. The Iraqi weekly al Rafeydeen ( the two tributaries, the Tigris and the Euphrates ) said [Continue]

Garden Gnome Liberation Front

You know, I wish I could make up stuff like this. Liberated gnomes are condemned to a life on the shelf By Philip Delves Broughton in Paris (Filed: 29/10/2003) More than 40 gnomes stolen and liberated by a shadowy French underground movement were yesterday condemned to life in a “dusty cupboard” by a police chief [Continue]

It seems that the

It seems that the French have had over 11,000 (eleven thousand) heat related deaths this summer. 11,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! According to this article, they don’t have Air Conditioning in Hospitals. WTF are they thinking? A/C was invented over 100 years ago, why isn’t in their hospitals at least?